Saturday, June 16, 2007

Enhance your Art Quilting



I have learned of a new art quilting movement, and I thought I would share this important news with you all.

There are, apparently, art quilters who vehemently believe that art quilting can enhance your sex life, enlarge certain sexual organs, make you last in bed longer, and can provide a natural alternative to viagra.

Who knew?

I have learned this through the many, many, MANY applications I am getting to the Artful Quilters Blog Ring from such folks these days. Clearly, they are eager to join our circle and share their secrets with us.

I figure the reason that I have not met these quilters at guilds or quilt shows is that they are too busy at home doing, well, other things. In fact, they're apparently so busy with their other activities that, from what I can tell, they don't make quilts.

Ah, well. I'm getting scads of these applications every day, so if you're inclined to explore, feel free to go to the Artful Quilters Blog Ring queue and check them out... before I delete them.

And as for all you other art quilters, I'm sorry if it's taking me a long time to get new blogs onto the ring. It's not easy wading through the -- ahem -- junk.

8 comments:

Lily said...

LOL - if only!

mathea said...

You are too funny! I love the way you choose to look at it ;-)
That sort of thing is one of the reasons why I keep coming back here. That and all the inspiration you provide! Thanks to you I also got that link on how to make a "label cloud", which I have put to good use in my own blog. Thank you for being here!

Gerrie said...

I was getting hundreds of these on the Surface Design bulletin board. I have to approve them before they go live so I know whereof you speak!! :)
Our web designer finally figured out a way to kee them at bay.

laura said...

sigh, see what we miss when we don't get out much?
Diane, please send me the ring ID. I need to change my address (moved my blog to my web site). TIA, laura
"fringe notes")

Deborah said...

Hey... I have a great idea! A new book that you and your husband can work on together! You can do the quilting stuff and he can do the sexuality stuff. It's perfect.

Rhonda said...

So that's what the rest of the world is doing while I'm quilting. LOL ;-)

Jane Ann said...

Oh, my. Was this in your job description? Poor thing!

Helen said...

This is definitely the funniest post of the week!